If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My penis needs a shock collar
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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