i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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