She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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