yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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