That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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