I hate all girls vehemently.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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