my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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