Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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