just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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