NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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