I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
