Do vagina's smell?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I love you. Go after that dick
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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