I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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