There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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