I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm bleeding and have questions
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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