Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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