he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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