i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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