Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
But break dance skills will only take you so far
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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