This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Your cock deserves a montage
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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