he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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