On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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