I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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