Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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