in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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