goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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