Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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