I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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