Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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