what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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