i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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