I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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