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Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
