There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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