bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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