Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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