Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You smell like a Billy Joel song
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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