it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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