I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
