The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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