Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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