That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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