so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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