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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i now understand why vodka
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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