so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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