pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
