i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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