I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Moan for me like Helen Keller
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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