That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
cat food counts as protein by the way
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
And then he peed in my hair
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