ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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