I puked a lego.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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