Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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