I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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