Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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