Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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